Going out in style

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Quite some time ago, some of my friends and I had a conversation on what would be the coolest way to go. And by go, we meant "cause of unnatural death". As we were seated in the banquet hall, the very first contribution [and still my favourite] was "Death by falling chandelier".

So last night, I decided that I should build a list of the coolest and wackiest ways to kick the bucket that would probably get you remembered for life. America has "101 ways to leave a gameshow". Let's make "101 ways to leave this world". And apparently, many of these have happened in real life... Wow. Just. Wow.

1.Death by falling chandelier

2. Death by falling fruit [coconut/durian/jackfruit etc]

3. Death by brainfreeze [definitely a cooool way to go]

4. Death by being run over by an ambulance [oh the irony]

5. Death by fatroll suffocation

6. Death by birthday surprise [e.g. heart attack]

7. Death by blunt trauma from a spoon

8. Death by choking on a cockroach [that's just gross]

9. Death by flying fire hydrant [ouch]

10. Death by winning the lottery [pretty much the same as no. 6]

11. Death by choking on your wedding cake [maybe that's why fake ones are more popular these days]

12. Death by a cow falling through your roof [Probably tried to jump over the moon and failed]

13. Death by demonstration of unbreakable window glass

14. Death by drowning in human waste [yucks]

15. Death by dancing yourself to death

16. Death by golf club impalement [who says golf is a boring game?]

17. Death by sexhaustion [probably the best way to go] - contributed by Goh Yong Wei

18. Death by semen drowning [sperm bank robbers?] - contributed by Kiyomi

What other awesome ways would you like to go out with a bang with? Comment below and I'll add them to the list [with proper credits of course]

And here's a cool song about it if you prefer cartoons:

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