New Age Tools for the Forgetful Boyfriends and Husbands

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Here's some brotherly love for all the guys out there.


Being with a loving partner is exciting, engaging and pretty much makes our lives more interesting everyday. However, it can sometimes also be confusing, stressful and demanding. And the main reason is because of the differences between the mindsets of the males and females of the human species.


The ladies are always keeping their-selves busy with family, friends, work and you. She remembers every single detail of every single "meaningful" moment spent with you. [That comprises of about 99% of the time you spent together] From which finger you were biting when you were waiting for her answer after asking her to be your girl, to the date you bought your first couple item together. [Date of purchase and date of actually wearing it out together is different, and you are expected to remember both of them!] Details details details.


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The men on the other hand, pretty much only remember the major milestones: The yearly anniversaries, the Valentines Days, the first time you guys got kinky... Guys are more prone to remember the actual experiences instead of the time and place that it happened at. Even if you were to ask me now what were the dates of our Sydney trip, I can only say that it was somewhere in June. But ask me what we did there and I can tell you in full 64-bit colour pixelized detail.


But that is the problem. The female of the species is always fixated on the details. When was our first kiss? In 19 more days, how long have we been together? What colour was the dress I was wearing during your sister's boyfriend's cousin's pet hamster's funeral?


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Frankly speaking, it doesn't matter to us! Because whether you were wearing green, yellow, brown, red or even nothing at all doesn't have any influence on the happenings of that event. The attention should have been on how the hamster's pitifully drowned in it's own drool while sleeping. What really matters is that the hamster is dead, and that we are sad.


Too many times guys have fallen victim to this gift natural phenomenon of being able to see the big picture. The girlfriends and wives get angry, and we end up having to go to extreme lengths just to be able to get kinky with them again appease their anger.


But not to worry, with this new age of technology comes a new legion of tools that we can use to prevent those nasty situations from happening. I call them "The Boyfriend Tools".


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1. The Mobile Calendar - [the Calendar Icon on your mobile phone]
One of the most, if not the most boyfriend friendly tool that technology has granted us. Whether you are an iPhone junkie, a Galaxy warrior or even a Nokia hipster, almost every mobile phone today has a Calendar function.

Save all your important couple dates on it and you will never again have that embarrassing moment where you don't know the answer to the "Do you know what day is it today?" question. And always set the reminder to go off at least 1 week earlier so that you have ample time to get some preparation done.



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2. The Anniversary Calculator - http://www.re-date.com/index.php
Having trouble remembering your 20000 hours anniversary? Don't fret, the Anniversary Calculator is here to save the day. Be it in minutes, hours, days or months, the Anniversary Calculator shows you all the important dates that most guys would normally not even deem to be a valid anniversary celebration.



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3. The Bitch Period Calculatorhttp://www.periodcalculator.net/
Girls turn into evil creatures before and during their periods. Overly sensitive, emotional and downright bitchy. But lady red does have her silver lining. Because after it's over, well, let's just say that there willl be lots of good stuff coming your way.


So it always helps to know when are the days that you should be expecting to be walking on thin ice, and when are the days which you might be getting some awesome booty. That is, if your girl is on a regular period. For those of you who have partners that have irregular periods, well, the only other word of advice I can give is to know how to recognise the signs.



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4. The Galaxy Trackerhttp://www.spacedex.com/
Girls are suckers for once in a lifetime natural phenomenon, even though it might happen every year. If you are running out of romantic ideas on where to go or what to do, check out spacedex for a list of meteor showers, supermoons and solar and lunar eclipses. And if you're lucky [or unlucky] enough, you might even be the first to catch news of the end of the world.




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5. Budget Datinghttp://www.wikihow.com/Date-On-a-Budget
Want to bring her out on a date that won't burn a hole through your pocket? It seems that this is such a common question that it even appears on wikihow. Get some cool ideas on how to keep the passion high and the costs low. In fact, if your girl truly loves you, she will definitely prefer most of these as opposed to a fine-dining dinner at a fancy French restaurant. The key word here is Quality Time.



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6. The Flower-dexhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers
Yet another one from our good friends at wikipedia. Just like how you know the names, elements, evolutions and skills of all the 151 original Pokemon, each different flower and number of flowers has a different meaning when it comes to giving them as presents to girls.


I know many of us don't even know that Baby's Breath is a kind of flower. So here's some help when picking a flower for your girl. And no matter what you do, never, ever, ever pick Carnations or Chrysanthemums!!


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But of course, all these are just tools. The best tools in the world would mean nothing in the hands of an amateur craftsman.The most important tool of all is still your heart. Love like you've never been hurt. And always know that yes, there are always better options out there for you, but there are also always better options out there for her. And yet she still chooses to stick with you.


Love is not about finding the perfect partner. It's about finding someone who you can perfect moments with.

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